After much anticipation, the new Maldens Universe web site was launched today.

Joe Malden, Founder and CEO of Maldens Universe, raised his Campari and Soda and said, to no one in particular, "The internet will never be the same after today."

The site contains valuable information about the games and other diversions offered by Maldens Universe. Like the corporation it represents, the Maldens Universe web site is complex with real and imaginary components.